- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Gordon Brown smiles.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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