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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Your face

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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