- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Anyone can post anything.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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