- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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