what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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