- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Will nearis is here! Get it

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Dick Cheney That's the joke

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

womens rights

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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