- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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