- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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