- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What do you call white trash Garbage

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