- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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