John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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