What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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fridge

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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