what do you call a black chef glendon

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

How do you spell eight? 8

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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