- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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