Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Miscarriages.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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