- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Who wants water? I do.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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