- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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