- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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