- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Abortion.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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