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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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