- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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