- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

._____________________. Whale!

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Adam Chebali has no life

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Half life 3 confirmed

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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