whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

smell the vitamin C

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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