A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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You.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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penis

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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lebron

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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