What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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