why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Swag.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Caitlyn.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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GONNA

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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