Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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