Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Women's rights.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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poop.

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Lacrosse

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