A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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this site is funny.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Womens rights

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