what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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