- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Knock, Knock The door's open

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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