Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

your mother

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

i have read and agree to the terms of service

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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