- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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