- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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