- Anti Joke

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

-5

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

-5

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

-5

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

-5

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

-5

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

-5

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

-5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

gay people

Latvia isn't a joke

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??