Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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GONNA

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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