- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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