- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

God. God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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