- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Well, there's one way...

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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