How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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