Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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