VAL SUCKS

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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womans rights...

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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