- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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