- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

i love to lick...

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

anal seepage

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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