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A dyslexic blind man

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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