There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Black people

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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womens rights

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Your Mother

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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