What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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give me a thumbs up

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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That's what SHE said!

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Rick santorum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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