Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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