- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

H o m o comes out as homo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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