Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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